Please, let me fuck your mom
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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