Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
