The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
be right there i have to get my cape
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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