So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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