It's just like the Real World with babies
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I think your dad took our porno
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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