If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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