Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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