i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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