You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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