Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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