Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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