we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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