So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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