Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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