we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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