I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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