There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I can't turn off my feet"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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