He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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