no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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