my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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