Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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