I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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