trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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