That's intense
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Randomize
