what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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