You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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