Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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