My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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