god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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