I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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