Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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