So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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