this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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