hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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