i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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