You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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