How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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