How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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