ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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