Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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