remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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