But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
So many bounce houses so little time
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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