A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
