I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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