Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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