Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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