If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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