He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
His nipple licking is glorious
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