its not stalking. its research.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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