So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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